29. Coffee Breaks
Which take half the afternoon, at least 2-3 hours of non-stop talking in German. Is there that much to say??! Every day??! Typical conversation of them “shooting the shit” as they say in America, translated to German for you..
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Hey"
“So, what kind of poop did you have today?”
“Oh yeah, mine was kind of watery, how about you?”
“Oh, mine was kinda hard, but a lot you know, but did you hear about Gunther’s poop man did he poop a lot today.”
“Wow that’s a lot of poop..”