164. We have a swimming pool in our Apartment building
I never use it, because the first time we went, we were told by our nosy neighbors we had to wear swimcaps to swim there. The second time we went, we took our guests (all of us wearing shower caps and looking ridiculous) and another set of friendly neighbors asked my guests if they lived here and that this would be the last time they could use the pool, because it was only for residents. Then she had the gall to ask me where I lived in the building, do you see how this may annoy the hell out of you??!! All the time, you may be breaking the rules, there’s always a busy body German trying to tell you it’s forbidden, illegal whatever, and you can never relax, even in your own pool.