229. No I am NOT crazy!
This fuckin place is, NOW I AM FURIOUS!!! In the last week we received 2 more letters from the housemaster and a neighbor!! Ok, so the first is, as I described this apartment complex is the pits! All the apartments face a courtyard and I swear we have NO privacy so I have to live in the fucking dark with the blinds half down and the curtains covering every window, then we are surrounded by huge apartment complexes that block out the sun and I am barely able to see the sky! So, few weeks ago we noticed 2 disgusting pigeon eggs in our balcony ledge which houses a few remaining bushes from the prior tenant. I insisted on dumping the eggs but my husband thought that was cruel or illegal and said we should leave them. Pigeons have been enemy #1 to our balcony, coming on our ledge, shitting the shit out of it, cooing at all times in the night-they are annoying, filthy and I am so grossed out by them. So, we left the eggs alone and they became baby pigeons, few weeks later we get ANOTHER neighbor writing us a letter that they noticed we are farming pigeons and that we should dispose of their eggs and if they are grown we should wait till they can fly but they are not happy about them. Well FUCKERS, do you think we WANT pigeons out there, you think we're keeping them as pets?!?!?! Then today we got another letter this time official from our real estate agent who forwarded a letter from our housemaster, in official writing that "we have a bamboo fence that is 30-40cm higher than the ledge of our balcony that causes a distraction and promotes pigeons to lay eggs in our balcony." What mother fuckers!!! Excuse the FUCKING French! So, BIG WURST ASS German Brother is looking into our balcony, and I can only see 2 people who can actually see all the details (30-40 cm!@!!*!*!*) that is our next door neighbor OR THE MOTHER FUCKER ASSHOLE who lives on top. My husband just told me today that HE is in charge of the Renters community in our building so of course HE's the one. The same ASSHOLE that sleeps every night at 2 in the morning, remember? the one who takes a piss over our head at 1 am, has his grandkids run up and down the stairs, come over every single day and play badly on the piano from 2-4 pm, has the biggest sized dog I have ever seen, who barks and echos in the hallway. Yeah THAT neighbor! We had put up a nice bamboo fence to try to get some privacy first (so when you sit on the toilet your neighbors can't stare in and next to prevent the pigeons from crapping on our balcony and try to make this god-awful place look decent. Lemme tell you this is NOT some luxury apartment building oK!??! you should see the view, full of FAT Germans sunbathing or peering out their windows, clothing racks full of clothes everywhere, satellite dishes and ugly ugly 70's paint, rundown buildings, and bad tacky decorating on their balconies. One of our neighbors went so far as install a steel fence to block off their balcony from these thousands of pigeons (who only are around in big, dirty, cities like Armpit!) I've never dealt with them where I used to live in California! WOW, again the hypocricy of it all, how nosy and meddling they are, how absolutely annoying and intrusive they are here, I HATE THE SCHWABISH! who are known to be obstinate pigs! and I can't stand these people or this place!>?!?!?