
3. How to Gain 10 lbs in 10 days!
Eat German food and you will gain weight. Yup from eating Asian soups, rice and able to access healthy California style cuisine, you are now stuck in a country where the two major food groups are meat and potatoes, wurst and pretzels, weinerschnitzel and pommes, that means fat and carbs!! You can’t get away its everywhere, lurking in every street corner, gas station/rest stops/ autobahn restaurants (yes, they exist, get your fill of petrol and fat all in one stop!), open air markets, restaurants, pubs, etc. At first, you hold back -no, I can’t eat this stuff every day, but you will be caught starving one day and forced to eat this whether you like it or not!!
'...fill of petrol and fat in one stop' - classic. And an empty wallet to boot!
ReplyDeleteget your fill of petrol and fat all in one stop! - classic. And an empty wallet to boot!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...omg i wish i had found this blog years ago...and here i thought I was the only one - literally going insane. Yes you cannot escape this in Bavaria...and what bugs me and shocks and confuses me the most is "they" seem get so freaking excited over the same food on every festival, everywhere they go...i am like "dude, you just ate the same crap this morning..." And to make it worse, its all processed...and it tastes like crap...seriously...its the worst diet in my opinion...and don't even get me started on the leberkässemmell...its a freaking processed meat loaf in a bun with a dab of mustard...I just do not get it...even after 9 years I am sitting here in shock :|
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